INSTRUCTIONS
1. Choose a few of your own characters -- SIX at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then, tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!

OC's I've chosen to interview:

Alexi
Samus
Bosleighana
Crystal
Landis
Revlier


How old are you?

Alexi: Inconviently immortal, though I stopped counting somewhere around 80
Samus: *props feet on coffee table and grins* Committed suicide at 50-something.
Bosleighana: *Eyes Sammy with a frown* Building crushes me at 35
Crystal: Doesn't matter, I look fantastic all the time. Comes from my mother's side of the family... Though I'm introduced into the plot at 24.
Landis: Er... I... also die... *peers upwards noticing an unhealthy author's trend of killing off characters*... 28, I think.
Revlier: Ditto on the immortality bit. Fucking sucks. Er, but 6 years older than little guy here. *slings arm over Landis's shoulder* I've always been a positive influence in his life. What? Why are you snorting? Snorting is disrespectful, you little bastard!


Are you a Guy or girl?

Alexi: Male
Samus: *grins* Is there any doubt?
Bosleighana: *glares*
Crystal: It's only fair they ask - I've met some convincing D-Queens in my day. *pulls down shirt* These lovelies are all natural!
Landis: *stares at Crystal in horror*... Uh... yeah... Male...
Revlier: *eyes Crystal approvingly* Uh, yeah, me too.

What's your height?

Alexi: 5'4''... I got fucked by genetics.
Samus: *snickers at little brother* 5'11''
Bosleighana: Stop complaining, blondie-boy. 5'0''
Crystal: I'm perfect in every way! *spins* 6'0''
Landis: Er... Taller than Alexi, shorter than Sam?
Revlier: *pats his cousin on the head* 5'8'', little guy. You're 5'8''. I, on the other hand, am the stunning best at 6'2''

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse?

Alexi: Rarely, because SOMEONE gets nothing but purile joy from making my life SUCK!
Samus: Eh, not really. Demoness here or there for a quick fuck.
Bosleighana: I HAVE a husband, but the no good bastard CHEATED.
Crystal: Well, Bos, he IS insane, you WERE in Prison, and Danny IS just that cute. Oh, and I have several... Well, no spouses...
Landis: ... *red* Er, I was engaged to a Southern Princess once...
Revlier: *snickers madly* Oh, Oh, let me tell YOU about that time when I had to rescue him from - Ow, FUCK! Alright, alright! Girlfriends, I have lots of girlfriends...


Are you a virgin?

Alexi: No
Samus: *quirks eyebrow* No
Bosleighana: Mar-ried.
Crystal: Not since I was sixteen.
Landis: No.
Revlier: Not since I was TWELVE! Take THAT slut girl! *eyes Landis* What do you mean 'no'? You didn't tell me you'd been laid! It's important I know these things! How else am I suppose to impress upon you my worldly knowledge if I don't know? Hey! Watch those eyerolls!


Do you have any kids?

Alexi: No
Samus: No
Bosleighana: A lovely little girl, Maeleigh.
Crystal: Literally or figuratively, because I've been a way better Mom to Maeleigh than Bos has. (I've been in PRISON, bitch! Besides, you haven't raised her at all!) True... DANNY'S been a better mother! *smirks* (Fuck you, you twit.)
Landis: *shoves hands in pockets* Nope.
Revlier: Ah-ha-ha...ha..ha.... *scratches neck* Ha... about that... Probably... somewhere...


Do you hate anyone?
Alexi: No, I've never seen the use, though I will admit a... great dislike for the Ordinance Grand Chancellor for stripping me of my Paladin rank.
Samus: *eyes narrow dangerously, hisses* Yes. The family lines of Raeis's murders will feed my armies for a lifetime.
Bosleighana: *coughs* Cheerful, that one. Yes, Daniel Bigg, back stabbing little lab rat upstart who stole MY family.
Crystal: I'll have you know he's not all that found of you, either. Personally, I hate the creators of VEET - That stuff gives me the worst rashes.
Landis: Not partiularly.
Revlier: *grinds teeth* Queen Myra and her hellspawn. (My brothers aren't that bad...) *glares at Landis.* (They AREN'T!) *growls* I note you're not advocating Myra's innocence. (... That's because she IS that bad.) At least we're agreed on something.


What's your favorite food?

Alexi: Mother's Roundbread!
Samus: ... I forgot how cute you were. *ruffles Alexi's hair* Veal.
Bosleighana: Salmon
Crystal: Think of all the MERCURY, Bos! I, for one, don't believe in killing animals. My favorite food is SHRIMP!
Landis: *blinks and opens mouth dubiously* Um... Nevermind. Curry. Yellow Curry.
Revlier: Dude, what's wrong with you? Lamb. Good Ol' fashion LAMB.


What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Alexi: Sweet cream
Samus: *eyes suspiciously* ... What?
Bosleighana: *rolls eyes* Mint chocolate chip.
Crystal: NEOPOLITAN!
Landis: *looks at Samuel and shrugs* No idea.
Revlier: *gasps* That's RIGHT! You died before it ever existed. Believe me, licking melty chocolate icecream is one of my favorite past times...

Have any secrets?
Alexi: I'm the human son of a underworld demon lord, once a captain in the Paladin Guard, and am immortal due to being steeped in the bloody of Nightdemons. Not a pleasent experiance, that.
Samus: I'm the underworld demon son of a human... And my name isn't really Samus. It's Samuel Miller, but I think we can all agree 'Demonlord Sammy' lacks a certain intimidation aspect.
Bosleighana: I'm really the archvillain Lady Siren who head the entire black market inside of Archangel.
Crystal: *leans in and whispers* Once, I watched Neal in the shower... Oh, and stole a pair of red panties. (You watched my HUSBAND in the SHOWER?) Hey! You were in prison! If anyone has a right to be angry, it's Danny. (Fuck him, MY husband... Wait, you've robbed over a dozen banks, and your dirty little secret is the fact you stole red panties?) I was five.
Landis: ... *nervously bites lip* I've only ever wanted my family to love me.
Revlier: *scoff* Dude, you're such a fucking GIRL. (*rolls eyes* SEE? This is why it was a secret. This is exactly it. Now cough up your secret, asshole.) ... I've been planning on overthrowing the royal family since I was six years old with the firm belief of putting your illegitamete ass on the throne... *Landis stares at him* I know... Too bad I didn't know that whole 'Dragon King' thing, earlier. Would have been damn handy. OH! And Landis TOTALLY has a bigger secret than THAT! (No. Don't you dare.) I WAS HIS FIRST KISS! Poor bastard. Here I was, thinking I would save him from a hideous face of ugly-girl-smoochies, when, infact, he'd never had smoochies at all. *falls over laughing.* (And I hate you as much now as I did then.)


Do you love anyone?

Alexi: My family, of course.
Samus: My mother, brother, father, and Raeis.
Bosleighana: Neal, and my baby girl.
Crystal: Awww, well, my parents, and I know it embarrasses him every time, but Danny. He's just so CUTE! Like the little brother I never had.
Landis: The concubines - The raised me, showing the love my mother would have wanted.
Revlier: Dude, what I am? Fish scales? *huffs* Well FINE! I won't say I love you, either!

What is your job?

Alexi: Over the years? Lord, Paladin, Carpenter, and Doomsday Warrior.
Samus: Duke, Prince - Yeah, yeah, two seperate kingdoms, alright? - and Demonlord
Bosleighana: Archvillain, Club Owner.
Crystal: HEIRESS! Oh, and Hero. And Villain. And beauty queen.
Landis: Prince, Dragon King
Revlier: Knight, Dragon - No, seriously. With fangs and everything.


What do you do to relax?

Alexi: Sprawl out in sunbeams to warm up.
Samus: Where do you think Alexi learned it?
Bosleighana: Personally, I've been a fan of good ol' fashion football. Big guys, broken bones, and lots of spandex.
Crystal: SHOPPING.
Landis: reading by the Koi pond.
Revlier: Tickling Landis while he's reading by the Koi pond.


Say something random!

Alexi: Good things do NOT come to those who wait.
Samus: *drags out stuffed Pik* This was my favorite toy as a child. He was always so forgiven. I don't think I've every killed anyone as many times.
Bosleighana: ... Are my breats lopsidded. *cocks head and stares down*
Crystal: Honestly, I think they are a little. *stares* They didn't used to be like that. Think it was being pregnant or prison?
Landis: ... This is why I don't have a wife. *points to chattering villains* That, right there.
Revlier: Really, I thought it was because after that first kiss, no one else could compare. *smirks* WHOA! WHOA, KNIFE DOWN, BOY! KNIFE DOW- Shit! *runs away*

Naked pwease? ;A;

Alexi: *shrugs and strips*
Samus: *smirks and follows suit*
Bosleighana: Haha, no.
Crystal: Come on... the guys are doing it... *goes for her buttons*
Landis: ... No. *grabs extra sweater*
Revlier: *cackles, strips, then dives for Landis* NEKKID TIME, LITTLE COUSIN!


Do you like Dekar-Griffin as your creator?
Alexi: ... She's ruined my life at every turn, turned me agains my own beliefs, killed my brother, made me immortal when I wanted nothing else than to be human, and I've never had a steady love interest, ever. No. She's a bitch.
Samus: Eh, we've have a few rocky spots what with her killing me THREE times, Raeis, the whole suicide thing, but hey, the afterlife is pretty shway. So I'm good.
Bosleighana: Up until 'My Husband Goes Gay for the Little Blond Shit', she's great.
Crystal: Really? I would have thought you'd hate her from 'Bos and Neal go to Prison, Little Blond Shit gets Baby.' Anyway, personally, she's been FABULOUS with me. I couldn't be happier.
Landis: Um... She's nice, I guess.
Revlier: DUDE, she had your own BROTHER run you through! YOU KILLED LANDIS, YOU BITCH!


*yawns*

Well, now that that's taken care of... I tag Ruth, Joris, and Jeff.